How to have better S.E.X.*

Aarghhhh! It's been so long since my fingers actually typed something for my blog. Well, to tell you the truth, I am actually quite disillusioned with the Internet (but more on that maybe in another blog post). Actually, I have nothing to write on/about.

I mean no one would be interested in knowing such things about my life as:

• My roommate is never in the room (yeah I know that's nothing to complain about. I get the whole room to myself, but sometimes I yearn for some company). Where she goes is a mystery. She pops in at odd times/days for an hour and two, gets a missed call and whoosh! she is gone again. One day (when she was on another blink-and-you-miss-me appearance after 20 odd days), I cheekily asked her: Ghar gayi thi? To which, she said: Nai. And then she was gone again. I didn't lose hope. About 15 days later, when she came again, I said: Ummm...will you be staying back? (*hangs her head in shame*). She replied: Nai. On pressing a little, she told me, Bhaiyya ke ghar ja rahi hun. Bhaiyya aha!

• I like watching Dance India Dance. But I think the grandmaster, Mithun is super unfair. When he really likes a performance, he says: "Main tumhe kuch dena chahta hun". Just as my eyes start to light up, he gets up and gives some Grand Salute-thingy, which has contestants and their mentors (and even those two shrieking anchors) writhing and convulsing in their places as if they have just had an orgasm. Oh! how much I miss a certain Saroj Khan, who doled out some needed cash (excuse me, Rs 100 is a big amount..humph!) to those contestants she liked. And don't even get me started on Mithun's "kya baat (say it 3 times)" torture.

On that note, I better quickly wrap up this post (not because I have run out of stupid things to say, but 'coz there is no electricity and my laptop battery is dying). But not before asking the readers (if there are any. *puts away laptop and prays for 2 minutes--even though the laptop battery is dying--that someone reads this*) of this maha-faaltu (of course, I am exaggerating. You know me! Duh!) blog post to share with me such silly anecdotes.

Till then....Ciaaaao!

* And yes. The headline of this post is not connected in any way with its content. I just gave it for the heck of it (to grab more eyeballs) *laughs likes Rahul Mahajan*.